V!VA LA KASHMART

twoblondesonetub:

i tell ya, one lackluster key press, and the next thing you know someone’s shitting in their chair

GOD THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST TYPOS ONE OF US HAS EVER MADE

WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE

although adrienne and emma are brunettes, her two other siblings have black hair which would give her parents a latent black haired gene so there is no fucking way in hell those girls are natural blondes other than for the sake of matching emma when they were created before their origin was figured out

and the thing is they HAVE to be natural blondes because when they’re shown still in tubes in their fertilized state in war song each and every one of those little thousand cuties are all blondes the end

we’ll just blame the phoenix force

my brain hurts from trying to figure out stupid comic continuity and logic because dem cuckoos be blonde but they’re fertilized from emma’s eggs and i mean whatever the hell sublime fertilized them with must have been a blonde gene carrier which means emma must have a latent one because she’s a fucking natural BRUNETTE but both of emma’s parents are brunette but that means both of their parents must have at least one blonde gene so basically i need to see both of emma’s parents’ parents so i can just make sure that these girls are not victim to comic book logic fuck up